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Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -

HEY LIBERALS - Just though I'd throw some common sense into one of your utopian lines of thinking.

TAGS: liberals muslin jew christian g** pacifism pagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:27 pm
Well this entire site is flooded with bias. And maybe because not everyone from Israel are killers? Shocking concept I know
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 7:23 pm
What is your problem? Every one of your comments says how you think the creator of the poster is ignorant or stupid.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:23 pm
The fact you think all of Israel wants to kill shows how ignorant you are

DEMOCRATIC DEMAGOGUERY - Amazing what someone will say wanting to be elected president vs what one will say to get re-elected president.


TAGS: congressional wages
Rating: 4.85/5

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Renza - June 26, 2013, 7:47 am
Nah, the website is open ended, there's plenty of non americans around too. the conservatives around here are just the loudest, kinda like the 'special' student in the back of the classroom.
Svenborg - June 25, 2013, 7:40 am
Hate to say it, but isn't the idea of income equality socialist and liberal. I like it, I just thought this website was a conservatives thing...
mikeloeven - December 12, 2012, 6:24 pm
Holy **** for Real !!!!!

This is why -

Democrat Robert C. Byrd -

Those Evil Republicans -

STRAIGHT PRIDE - We don't need a Straight Day, a Straight Parade or a Straight Awarness Day! A man and Woman are meant to be together

TAGS: g** straight obama marriage
Rating: 4.15/5

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Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 5:38 pm
I bet to save your life you would
rockfan5 - January 20, 2013, 3:05 pm
I honestly would never go g** to save my life, but you have to respect their choices. This is one of the few things i agree with democrats about.

DICTATORS' FLAGS - Che, Assad, Kim Jong Il, Stalin, Mao, Chavez and Iranian Ayatollahs. That's some group of "leaders" President Obama is joining.

FACTUAL TRUTH - Reagan was so successful rescuing the US from Carter's policies that he was re- elected in a 49 state landslide.


TAGS: tragedy
Rating: 4.52/5

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DIPLOMACY - Ironic that Republicans once dealt with a man who would later be likened to Hitler as justification for war.

TAGS: rumsfeld saddam hussein reagan republicans
Rating: 2.53/5

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realogic - February 9, 2013, 10:56 am
Odd how conservatives forgot how they armed Iran in the firt place. So you armed Iran then armed Iraq. Is there a pattern emerging here or is it just me?
GrouchoMarxist - September 16, 2012, 6:31 am
Odd how libs forget the other side was Iran......
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:53 am
Typo: 'denied' (didn't delete the y)
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:52 am
Nobody denyied that the US supported Saddam in his fight with Iran (at the time a bigger threat). Sometimes you have to support the lesser of 2 evils. At the time, there wasn't a way to know how dangerous Saddam would become. Ms. Cleo wasn't on the staff.
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:38 am
http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.php Sorry, I guess I ran out of room...
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:37 am
after this meeting America started to supply Saddam with WMD's & the machinery to make them. Thats why they knew Iraq had them & were persistent on attacking.They thought they were there. http://www.iranchamber.com/history/articles/arming_iraq.ph
falconfan00 - September 3, 2012, 10:46 pm
How many times did Saddam break the UN peace agreement post-Desert Storm that required him to allow WMD inspectors into Iraq? Or did you even know that it happened? I'll give you a hint - it's in double digits.

Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -

TAGS: donald trump draft dodger gi joke toy soldier gop republican rino clown progressive statist hack new york liberal values vietnam war elitist blowhard windbag loser
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:39 pm
Mot claiming any original thought here choker.... I just seem to recall your lame memes on the subject... I'm certain you recall them... You certainly vomited on every one of them. Tissue?

ISIS & Liberals -

LISTEN UP - "Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid." John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"

DEAR TEA PARTY - We're taking our flag back. Liberty isn't exclusive and does not only apply to views you agree with. - Libertarians

TAGS: libertarian gadsden tea 2012 flag
Rating: 3.43/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 12:17 am
TP was hijacked everywhere
JGalt - November 10, 2012, 12:02 am
seems to me in Southern California that the Tea party was hijacked by mainstream Rinos.

DEBT CEILING REMINDER - The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. - Ronald Reagan

GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan

TAGS: funny true reagan quote
Rating: 4.03/5

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StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:14 am
In the last election, Johnson was poopooed in the press and received very little publicity in the news outlets. He was a bad candidate, but he still should have been treated better in the press.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:12 am
We also need public vetting of candidates with truthful, unbiased reporting. Biased reporting contributes heavily to having morons in government. It's also the biggest impediment to getting a good 3rd party candidate for any office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:51 am
...Though pushing a full on budget through with executive order couldn't... well, probably wouldn't be any worse than the ridiculous we have going on currently. We really need to find a way to implement term limits on congress...
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:48 am
Yeah, unfortunately congress is probably more corrupt than even cynics think, and yeah, I'm not saying the president is powerless, I'm just saying he does have limited power, most presidents seem to try to limit how often executive order is used...
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:41 am
I don't think congress is capable of fixing the economy. They are led around by the nose by lobbyists and partisan bickering. Both parties live by the "My way or the highway" mantra and will not compromise.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:39 am
you also have presidents who will only enforce the parts of laws that they agree with. They do control the justice department, military, and intelligence agencies.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:37 am
I think you are forgetting about executive orders which are used and abused by presidents to bypass a congress that doesn't toe the line that the president draws.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:33 am
If conservatives would actually quit fighting every single attempt taken to try to fix the economy, we probably would be showing much more success by now, but like children, that probably wont happen until they get their way and have a rep in office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:29 am
If you're worried about your kids future, I'd be much more concerned with the broken and divisive partisan politics that are going on rather than just one guy who has limited power.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:24 am
See, citing facts/sources can offer much more legitimacy to arguments. Though at least one or two of those looked kinda biased. I'll also point out that congress has to approve budgets, the president only gets a say if they work with him.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:20 am
One more thing. I am in no way "angry". I'm concerned that this President is driving my nation into the ground financially. I'm concerned that my kids will suffer from the policies of this inexperienced, visceral, lying community organizer.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:18 am
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:14 am
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:12 am
Renza, you want facts/sources? Okay: http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterferrara/2011/05/05/reaganomics-vs-obamanomics-facts-and-figures/
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:05 am
You could actually site facts and sources on this if you think your statement is correct, otherwise it's just going to sound like angry right wing conservative default political talking points like so many people try to use.
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
Oh, the icredible irony! :-D
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:00 am
You lie (or are ignorant) of the success of Reagan era while completely ignoring the fact that Obama has destroyed the poor and middle class with his failed Obamanomics. Sad little haters, I pity you.
WTFO - April 8, 2013, 11:59 pm
Amazing ignorance about the facts of Reagan's policies and how successful they were. Unlike Obama, Reagan was able to fix the mess Carter and a Dem Congress created. It started a 20 yr growth period. You liberals fail at facts and history.
PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 10:57 pm
Still doing their best to "trickle" all over the poor and middle class.
Renza - April 8, 2013, 8:19 pm
reaganomics, yay
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yeah, he saved it before he f***ed it up in his second term.
KizMagritz - April 7, 2013, 12:50 am
He would know. Reagan was as full of crap as they come, a second-rate actor from start to finish.

best ever -

president trump -

Unfit For Command -

Supreme Court Tyranny -

Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -

FERENGI RULES OF ACQUISITION - The rules give the Ferengi license to cheat, steal, and bend the truth to suit their needs. I think the Star Trek writers stole these from the Democratic playbook!

TAGS: plagiarism
Rating: 3.5/5

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crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 7:52 pm
We could add you to the previously stated list, I suppose...
JGalt - October 12, 2013, 9:26 am
You have a list there too, to share with us foil-hat man?
crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:58 am
Groucho and Arnnatz, to name a couple. =)
StoneTools - October 11, 2013, 10:43 am
Oh, yeah? Name them
crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:28 am
You understand that there are plenty of 'no-information' voters on welfare who have been voting republican their whole lives, right?
JGalt - October 11, 2013, 6:54 am
not the democratic version- degradation into low information voters that want medals and raises for simply showing up for work (the more highly evolved ones that are not yet devolved into welfare collectors
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 4:46 am
No. Only people like arnnatz don't believe in evolution.
StoneTools - October 7, 2013, 8:08 pm
Sometimes? Don't you mean most of the time or always?
OTC - October 7, 2013, 2:55 pm
ST, don't pay any attention to cranky, his mind wonders and sometimes, it leaves completely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2013, 7:49 am

StoneTools - October 7, 2013, 12:01 am
As I previously stated, very juvenile
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2013, 7:44 pm

OTC - October 6, 2013, 7:24 pm
If you'd been here for more than a minute, you'd know that answer.
StoneTools - October 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow! Juvenile?!? Have you looked at your postings on this page? Talk about juvenile. Freaking hypocrite!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2013, 4:48 pm

Juvenile. Do you believe in evolution OTC?
StoneTools - October 6, 2013, 4:39 pm
I take it that means you don't believe in evolution, cranky?!
crankyhead - October 6, 2013, 2:53 pm
Only an idiot wouldn't. =)
OTC - October 6, 2013, 2:52 pm
And don't think of the English langauge being bastardized, think of it as "evolving", liberals believe in evolution, right?
crankyhead - October 6, 2013, 2:50 pm
I love it when ToneStools would rather act like a bigoted xenophobe and insult foreign countries, than remain on topic. I'm sad that Arnnatz isn't here to witness it.
OTC - October 6, 2013, 2:50 pm
If they were thrown out, they had to migrate somewhere.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 7:21 pm

BTW, the Acadians were thrown out, they didn't exactly "migrate". Best thing the British ever did for Canada.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 5:52 pm

You won't get any argument from me regarding the french messing with the English language, but no, that's not who I was referring to specifically.
OTC - October 5, 2013, 5:10 pm
That sounds like Cajun talk, you know, those French-Acadians who migrated from Canada to Louisiana? That must be who mooo is talking about basterdizing the English language
Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 2:26 pm
OTC - October 5, 2013, 1:53 pm
Let me done told you sumtin, he done go show himself as a narcissistic liberal, that be expected I garuntee
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 11:38 am
Or maybe it's coming from your basement. Is it time for you to bre***feed cranky again?
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 11:34 am
And where did you HEAR this? Is there sound on the site somewhere? Or are you suffering from auditory hallucinations?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 11:08 am

All I heard was "Quack, Quack"
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:36 am
You might want to go back and read the drivel you post. You'll notice that you don't understand a majority of what's written on this site. Maybe you should find a French speaking site.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:35 am
That's probably a good idea, she might be able to dummy it down to something you can actually understand.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:33 am
you as an ignorant cow or a b***hurt liberal, or whatever I want as long as I don't go over the line. It's my choice, my right, my keyboard. Don't like it, suck it up skippy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 10:33 am

Silly duck
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:31 am
The problem with your ignorant statement is that you can and have labeled me with all sorts of things, you can label me a conservative, a communist, an anarchist, a french fry, or whatever. I don't care, it's just a label. By the same token, I can label
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 10:30 am

I'm so sorry that I don't understand the meaning of the nonsense that you rant on about. Maybe explain it to me in 'merican and I'll ask my 4 year old niece to translate for me.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:28 am
What's retarded is a supposed adult not recognizing sarcasm. Sorry, was that word too big for you mooo?
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:21 am
What's really dimwitted is you not understanding the meaning when I stated "In Canadian" and then floundering around trying to defend your ignorance. You really are a funny guy.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:17 am
but, then again, certain people on here wouldn't understand why it has moooo and cow in the same sentence
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:12 am
That would be a good title for a kid's book: "Moooo" said the angry cow
JGalt - October 5, 2013, 8:00 am
wow 1776 was a long time ago, get over it.
JGalt - October 5, 2013, 7:54 am
Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 3:37 am
Ah childish "NO U" replies now, this is getting embarrassing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 1:23 am

No shocker you can"t spell Honour, since you don't understand the word.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 1:21 am

Also, your example is just proof of how your country has bastardized the English language. like all the words you folks can't spell...or pronounce. Probably not something you want to flaunt all over the place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 1:17 am

You're arguing semantics when you know d*** well what the point was, or do you? . Let your pet fight his own battle, you can clean up his mess later. Try finding an example that isn't British slang, find an example in "Canadian".
OTC - October 5, 2013, 12:23 am
Same language, different meanings, and all you see is 'same thing'?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:37 pm

Yep, same thing....You really are simple. You should be glad they make you wear that helmet, you've clearly forgotten a few times and fallen off.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 11:13 pm
You are wrong skippy, the government won't let me ride the Harley without a helmet.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 11:10 pm
Really? Fag in England means something different than in the U.S., yet, same language (English), totally different meanings. Thanks for playing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:10 pm

well gee wiz opie...I get the connection yer trying to make, it's just the wrong one. They're never gonna let you ride the bus without your helmet at this rate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:06 pm

It's the same language, Words don't mean different things...Huh y'all?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 10:54 pm
In that case, you should have made the connection with cow and mooo
OTC - October 4, 2013, 10:53 pm
So you are saying Canucks don't have a different vernacular, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:34 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:33 pm

liberal based on what they say ( #60484), but no one can a**ume ST is a conservative based on what he says? (many, many forum posts and comments, he's not going to deny it, he's done it repeatedly)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:31 pm

I wasn't criticizing his spelling or grammar, I rarely do that. I was criticizing his statement and denying it's validity, something I often do. That was your a**umption. What's next? the part where ST explains why he can a**ume that someone is a....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:10 pm

"In Canadian" is his childish way of saying that Canadians speak a different language than Americans, and that's retarded. Are you saying he meant it A different way?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 8:22 pm
"in Canadian" is not retarded in the context that it was written, obviously, you don't understand what ST wrote so keep reading the entire sentence, maybe it will come to you
OTC - October 4, 2013, 8:17 pm
A "surprised form" of what? Everyone makes unintentional mistakes, so why point them out? Don't like it? Don't dish it out. And our government doesn't work very well if a tinpan like Obama can do what he has been doing and get away with it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:12 pm

Everyone makes spelling mistakes...but "in Canadian" is just retarded. not surprised form a couple of ignorant american rednecks. How's that government of yours working out for ya? Maybe start practicing your Mandarin.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 8:01 pm
Oh lookie, the grammar cop who can't even spell hypocrisy is trying to correct ST
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 7:46 pm
Thanks, the team I'm coaching is about at your mental capacity, they are 8 and 9 year olds. You'd fit right in with them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 6:17 pm

"in Canadian" You really are the most dimwitted person I've ever encountered. Good luck at your little league game this weekend.
JGalt - October 4, 2013, 5:27 pm
I guess I am not the only one who recognizes what's going on here.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:22 pm
maybe mooo in canadian means small child with major brain impairment. And their cows don't speak english and say something different like, as you stated, "oink"
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:18 pm
See there, that's a liberal response and is referred to as putting words in someone's mouth. I never said not declaring an allegiance meant you were a liberal. But, please do go on, you're an amusing clown at the very least.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:15 pm
apparently you haven't reached third grade comprehension yet, that explains why you were confused by the moooo and cow comparison.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:14 pm
If the drivel you post here is what you consider contributions, you are a bigger fool than I thought you were, if that's even possible.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 4:49 pm

I didn't a**ume you'd know, I knew you wouldn't. You really do read at a 3rd grade level don't you? No shocker that you know what sounds farm animals make.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 4:43 pm
"I contribute all over the network." Well, that explains the glitches.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 4:28 pm
In other words, you don't know and as$umed I should know yours. Why do you as$ume I would care where your nic came from? Stop eating crayons from your coloring book and you would know cows go mooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 4:02 pm

Keeping in mind that you ARE a conservative but you're afraid to climb down from the fence you built under yourself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 4:00 pm

I contribute all over the network. Try again. Let's get back to where you a**ume someone is a liberal because they don't declare an allegiance but no one can a**ume you're a conservative when you do the same thing. Mr duck?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:29 pm
See your comment #60501. But it's different when you say it, huh mooo? Where's your contribution? Or are you just a convenient bre*** for cranky to suckle?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:27 pm
Are you?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:17 pm
Moooo, you should probably wait until your 13th birthday before you leave the playground and come on here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 3:16 pm

Does it relate to the history of the network? Are you a member that actually contributes anything of value? Or just a whiny child with a pet stone tools?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yes, your nick and your opinions are totally valueless. Thank you for admitting it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 3:14 pm

Exactly. Your valueless opinion. Glad you understand.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yeah, invalid a**umptions. What's your handle? Mooooooooooo. What's a cow say? Mooooooooooo. Now what do they have in common?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:09 pm
Why would anyone care where your nick came from or what your opinion is? I think cow is pretty appropriate, but then that's just my opinion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 2:54 pm

Why would anyone care?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 2:51 pm
Pot, meet kettle
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:51 pm
Ok genius, I guess you have been here more than a minute? Where'd my nic come from, mmm? That's what I thought
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:48 pm
I guess his Fisher Price See-N-Say was broken and he heard the farmer say 'The cow says, oink'?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 1:47 pm

If you'd been here more than a minute you'd know where my nic came from. Alas, you're just temporary cookie cutter replacements for the last group of ignorant children.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 1:45 pm

You guys are hilarious. When did I ever say I was a cow? You really shouldn't make a**umptions like that. (This is pure gold from kids like you two, keep it up)
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:42 pm
I know a farmer who raises cattle, he says cows are one of the dumbest animals to deal with. 'The cow says- mooooooooo'
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:17 pm
A cow is calling you a duck?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:15 pm
Probably will have to bre***feed since WIC is not getting funded thru the shutdown
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 12:52 pm
I do hate it though when I have to bring the comments down to your level mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 12:52 pm

"Childish taunts" there you go projecting again Mr duck.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 12:50 pm
No, seriously, mooo, shouldn't you be bre***feeding cranky about now instead of posting childish taunts?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 12:47 pm
did that comment even make sense to you before you hit post reply?
Scramblus - October 4, 2013, 12:27 pm
I'm not really how sure "you're posts are ban and you should feel bad" is liberal. I'm pretty sure I'd feel the same whereever on the political spectrum I was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:56 am

Anything but an explaination of your hipocrisy as usual Mr duck. No big surprise there.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 9:27 am
I'm surprised you came here mooo, shouldn't you be at home bre***-feeding cranky?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 9:23 am
The mighty mooo has spoken. All hail mooo, the dear leader of the left.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:18 am

You're the Duck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:17 am

That's rich coming from you. You only criticize liberals and refuse to admit you're a conservative and then make a**umptions about others...do you even read what you type from up on that fence?


DON'T LIKE GAY MARRIAGE? - Don't have one. Problem solved.

TAGS: g** marriage
Rating: 2.04/5

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TheConstitutionalist - November 28, 2012, 11:51 am
Statistically there are more g** people on the planet than white people. So should we just go my majority rules and say that whites can't marry; because this is your argument boiled down. Plus if someone wants to marry their car...how does that hurt you?
simplegenius - November 28, 2012, 11:07 am
I don't mind g**s, but I don't believe in redefining everything. we already allowed g**s every right of marriage (at least in my state) but where do we draw the line when we redefine anything? it could spiral out of control quickly. Wanna marry your car?

Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -

PROPAGANDA - Replacing Real Politics since 1933

Obama's Selective Outrage -


TAGS: are you better off than you were 14 trillion dollars ago
Rating: 4.11/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:15 pm
I take it back. He did run for President. Another keeper.

RONALD REAGAN - Would protect and defend America

TAGS: ronald reagan would protect and defend america
Rating: 4.02/5

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fauxnews - November 22, 2013, 6:22 pm
Hey, don't diss 'the man.' The last real conservative to grace American politics.
Realtalk - November 22, 2013, 6:04 pm
Due to fact he had alzhemier disease, he probably would forget where he put the army or misplace the marines.

ZOMBIE REAGAN - The best reason for liberals to take up guns.


TAGS: advantage putin
Rating: 4.56/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 12:52 am
Ain't this the truth. Prophetic.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:16 am
Under Bush, America had a military capable of fighting on two fronts, did security ops in Kosovo and the Balkans, and Iran/ North Korea could not get nukes. Obama effectively "killed" 20-25% of the military in two years. This IS all Obama's fault.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:09 am
Nope....however J, feel free to join the United States Army as a combat infantryman and be prepared to fight Obama's new Cold War against Russia if you feel so strongly about it...you know, before we come and draft you..
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:06 am
Funny how the same people who quickly blamed Bush for everything are now saying "Blaming Obama is too easy, too political, too partisan and, most importantly, won't fix the problem" My six pesos.
foxrecon19d - May 5, 2014, 7:06 am
Russia did not become aggressive until 1)Obama promised the Russians he would weaken our military 2) Obama then gutted our military to below 1939 numbers 3) Obama gutted all missile defense systems.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Putin is prosecuting homo***uals in Russia, forcing them to register, eerily similar to circa 1030's Germany, and treating stray animals better than homo***uals doesn't make you upset even the slightest?
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:29 pm
Thank you, although I don't agree with your opinion on Obama, it takes more than one person to screw something up
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:44 pm
In other words, the wannabe faux-warriors running this country for the last 14+ years have hurt America. Blaming Obama is too easy, too political, too partisan and, most importantly, won't fix the problem.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:29 pm
...And ***k Cheney ran away like a little coward 5+ times from the draft, using acne as one of his excuses. Blaming Obama for all the nation's military woes scapegoats him too much.The nation was f--d militarily long before O. My 2 cents.
fauxnews - May 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Obama is as dim a bulb as you'll find in a pack.But the idiot who really weakened the nation was Bush.His war embarrassed & ruined USA's rep.Bush himself was too cowardly to serve the draft and let his daddy get 'em off his high lottery# into the draft...
foxrecon19d - May 4, 2014, 5:02 pm
The fact that Barack Obama, an obvious weak and gutless leader, weakened America so much that Obama allowed Putin to do it, is even more sickening
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:20 pm
The fact that you're promoting Putin, an obvious ruthless dictator is sickening

Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -


TAGS: no brains no heart no courage
Rating: 5/5

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BiteMeNow - February 23, 2014, 12:44 am
They have BALLS ... sadly lacking in politicians.
ughomer - November 6, 2012, 1:05 pm
Finally, some sanity and non-partisan posters on this site! WTG, RL. 5L

DON'T PISS ME OFF - I see what's going on here.

You really are a special kind of stupid, aren't ya? -

TAGS: sam elliot confederate flag slavery
Rating: 4.35/5

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mittromney - July 31, 2015, 5:01 pm
/My ride's here.Got2run.Hopefully see you all again in a couple months if work and family permit./Submitted my final meme,an homage to events of late.Cant take credit for it,somebody posted it2my FB weeks back.She gave me consent to share it. Bye peeps~Q/
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 4:54 pm
/That's not fair. How is he supposed to answer than question? OTC doesn't even know if he's a man {Comment#59471,#59523} and he blames you for the confusion{comment#78115}/
crankyhead - July 31, 2015, 4:44 pm
OTC, are you saying that you don't think Bruce Jenner was a man in 1976?
OTC - July 31, 2015, 4:11 pm
Just extrapolating your logic, if this doesn't make sense, neither does your poster
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:58 pm
/that's about as much sense as I could make out of your comment about Bruce Jenner. Special kind of stupid, indeed./
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:56 pm
against empiricism. Who would be threatened by that? Well, in posters like #54214 you show your real colors ~ your real beef is the age old Christian fundy war on the age of reason, and you'll use every dirty political trick in the book to advance it./
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:50 pm
/your "proof" against empiricism is semantics and stuff like that ~ e.g. that Republicans used to be called Democrats before they switched party names, e.g, that global warming is now called man-made climate change. In that you think you found proof
mittromney - July 31, 2015, 1:42 pm
/If you think this comment is supposed to make sense, especially when this poster has nothing to do with Bruce Jenner, YOU'RE a special kind of stupid./
OTC - July 31, 2015, 9:56 am
If you think a man won a gold medal in the 1976 decathlon just because a women who really won it used to be a man, you're a special kind of stupid.
fauxnews - July 9, 2015, 2:51 pm
No prob Q. Like that; gives me more room with this awful 255 character limit in a comment. Have a good one, mate. Cheers :-)
mittromney - July 8, 2015, 9:56 pm
/you got it right. if the Mitt thing throws you off, just call me Quinn or Q. If I can't change it, i might make a new acct/
fauxnews - July 8, 2015, 9:38 pm
Your are projecting. Other than the humor, the rest of Mitt's poster is historically accurate .......... Btw, welcome to Politifake! :-) Hope you enjoy your stay. Cheers, from one member to another.
Libertas - July 8, 2015, 9:34 pm
when it comes to progressives, leave it to them to redefine black as white, up as down, yes as no, ad infinitem

SKAM - The rest of America is finally waking up

Trump Flashback -

Toy Soldier Trump -

TAGS: donald trump draft dodger vietnam toy vietnam soldier rino clown big government statist progressive new york liberal rnc 2016 bloviating windbag blowhard elitist military service
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:42 pm
Your memefails are proof liberals don't use logic....

REDEMPTION - No longer worst president of the Modern Age, having been displaced by "Hope and Change"

Liberal Hypocrisy -

TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.

The Clinton Crime Family -

FACTS - Are stubborn things.

TAGS: chick fil a bigot obama boycott homo***ualmarriage
Rating: 4.26/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:54 am
Eating there tomorrow. What does that make me? Hungry
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 4:34 pm
Really? so there's no 3rd parties out in Make****upistan?
realogic - March 1, 2013, 9:38 pm
Poor fact. Simply because given the choice between him and a republican (who are very much against same-*** marriage) doesn't give you a lot of leaway aside from not voting at all. d*** stubborn facts.

Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -


YOU MIGHT BE A TEABAGGER IF... - You need guns to make up for what you lack elsewhere.

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.08/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:53 pm
You might be an a$$hole if you think we don't need the Bill of Rights.

GOD COMPLEX - "I believe all the choices we've made have been the right ones" Obama

PINK SLIPS - Lots of em coming this November! Pack your bags!

TAGS: pack ur bags
Rating: 3.67/5

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Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -

The Socialist & The Race Pimp -

Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -

PROPAGANDA - Democrats Used Government Offices, Staffers, and Taxpayer Money with MSM to Create the Illusion of Congressional Hearings. Not a Fluke, but Total Fraud.

MITT PUTS THE WONK IN WONKA - The everlasting jobstopper!

TEA BAGGERS - Helping the rich stay rich, just like good little servants.

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.11/5

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JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:52 am
higher pay, less employee turnover, lower CEO pay structure.
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:52 am
because the guy at the top is making way too much money and taking benefits away from workers to put them on government a**istance. We might as well pay for goods instead of asking the government to subsidize cheap groceries. Costco's model works better
JGalt - December 3, 2012, 6:51 am
Not all companies are like this, funny how liberals never talk about how famouse hollwood actors make all the cookies and never share equitably with their fellow co-actors/actresses, or sports celebrities...I've got no problem with boycotting Walmart
simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 6:10 pm
only if caught...lol
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 3:05 pm
Shortly thereafter, you would have no cookies, and bars on the window of your room. =)
simplegenius - December 2, 2012, 10:26 am
if i had 10 cookies and someone asks for 2 I would still have 10, if they demanded and took 2 I would have 10 and a dead body.




TAGS: carter reagan 1980
Rating: 4.31/5

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romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
Yeah, and Romney is cool and polished and professional like Reagan. First funny thing you've said. Romney didn't even vote for Reagan. Maybe he's like a retarded Reagan...HAHAHAHA
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 9:14 pm
Bye Bye Barry. Send Soetoro back to Kenya
vbattaile - September 26, 2012, 9:14 pm
Dumbass Carter also was confident of a victory... Reagan crushed the focker

Baghdad Carney Resigns -

COMMON SENSE TAX POLICIES - Before the "Radical Conservatives" forced it too far to the "Right". When this "Tea Party" is over, the last one out, turn off the lights.

CHICAGO 1982 HANDGUN BAN - Unconstitutional, Unsafe. Gun Rights Keep Citizens Safe.

TEA BAGGERS - When being irrational just isn't enough.

THE RIGHT WING - Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason.

Liberal Logic -

TAGS: liberal logic confederate flag jay carney soviet propaganda posters communist dukes of hazzard racism bigotry hypocrisy
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - July 3, 2015, 3:34 am
the confederate flag is being a**ociated with racism because racism is indefensible, and they cant allow the people to have a well-known symbol of rebellion against government. soviet propaganda on the other hand fits very well with the current regime

I'M GOING TO OCCUPY.. - Your face, with my fist!


White Lives Matter -

2012 - Why not vote for someone who is honest about their evil intentions?

OBAMAGASM - Even the chosen one gets overly impressed with himself and gets caught up in one every now and then

FLIP FLOPS - Not just for Presidents!

Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -

PROPAGANDA - Repeat a lie enough times and people will believe it

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE! - Legalize Zombie Marriage; the government has no right to tell you who can and can't marry just because you're dead.

TAGS: legalize marriage zombie
Rating: 4.43/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:54 am
While there's going to be abuse of all things in life, as humans are naturally somewhat greedy and subversive, it exists in all areas of the spectrum, rich, poor, individual, corporation, democrat, republican, etc.
Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:52 am
That's why I always suggest investing in a cudgel, they require no ammunition, but have a bit higher physical ability requirement.
Cannabal - March 7, 2013, 7:30 am
This is the real reason the gov'ment wants my guns: to allow the zombie menace to grow and take my brain! Not in my backyard!
JGalt - March 7, 2013, 6:34 am
They can't tell you that you can't vote for Democrats either, if you are dead, nor that you can't vote multiple times if you are dead, nor can you not collect and cash welfare checks!


TAGS: democrat propagandists
Rating: 4.38/5

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terroraustralis - February 7, 2013, 12:36 am
please fox, tell me more about how you'd gladly see the united states turned into a nuclear wasteland, just to spite the liberals
terroraustralis - February 7, 2013, 12:35 am
foxrecon19d - February 6, 2013, 11:17 pm
Is it just me, or does anyone else think it is hilarious that the maker of these left-wing propagandist posters is now forced to vote down his own posters once the truth comes out?

ALIYAH SHELL - No Marches, Speeches, or Copywrited T-Shirts For This Victim of the Chicago Bloodbath.

I'M AN AMERICAN - And I approve this message

ENVIRONMENTALIST - Ancient Greek Word meaning,"Retarded in an unprecedented, mind-boggling jaw dropping way."


IGNORANCE - Seen as a good thing among right-wing candidates.

TAGS: teabaggers
Rating: 2.87/5

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Renza - March 3, 2013, 6:58 am
Yes, it is quite ironic how bad the people pushing laws based on religious beliefs often are at following their religion.
PapaFox - March 3, 2013, 6:32 am
For having a secular government, we do seem to have a lot of politicians touting their "family values" -- in between mis*****es and g** lovers, of course.
Renza - March 3, 2013, 5:54 am
If only separation between church and state was still more than a wonderful idea, the world - or at least our country - would be a much better place.
JGalt - March 3, 2013, 12:03 am
Liberals take Jefferson's comments out of context nonetheless.

if we are going to remove the Confederate flag because it's racist and divisive -

THE DEMS TRY TO OVERWHELM US WITH NUMBERS LIKE TRILLIONS - but this chart simplifies it for the average American. To our gov't: STOP.THE.SPENDING!

HEY OBAMA.... - How much did you want for your seat again?

PANDERING BERNIE SANDERS - His 'send me money or more people will die' effort shows liberals try to use every tragedy or crisis for political gain.

THE HYPOCRITIC OATH - Millionaire governor Rick Scott fights health care for all Americans but pays only $800 a year for his own government-supplied health care.

RONALD REAGAN - He was a Hollywood actor, so of course he was used to the teleprompter.

REAGAN WAS RIGHT! - "..the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so."



THE LIBERAL AGENDA - Liberals being duped into the hidden agenda, time after time...

CONSERVATIVE - Opposite of Nutjob

CIA DIRECTOR PETRAEUS - Emphatically denies the CIA refused assistance to Benghazi embassy on 9/11. The refusal to provide assistance therefore must be a presidential decision.

ZOMBIE REAGAN - Still more conservative than the GOP...I'd vote for him.

WWII VETERAN BEATEN/ROBBED IN CHICAGO - Good to know Rahm Emanuel is clamping down on Chick-Fil-A


TAKES CREDIT FOR DOUBLING CAR GAS MILEAGE - Teleprompter fail: Mr President, you've doubled our gas prices, not our vehicle mileage!

TAGS: mileage
Rating: 4.8/5

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JGalt - February 16, 2013, 1:05 am
Pelosi met privately with someone in South America after she took the gavel, I believe his name was Hugo.... Hmmm
ichiparru - February 15, 2013, 1:29 pm
Truly? I seem to remember the gas pump saying $1.86 when bush left office. Not that I'm a fan of bush but it's a little late in the game to be blaming his administration these days. Obama has only himself to blame for DOUBLING the gas prices.
Renza - February 15, 2013, 9:09 am
The gas prices happened before he got in office...

WORDS OF WISDOM - Man is not free unless government is limited

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Rating: 4.78/5

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SCORCHED EARTH TACTIC - Because nothing else says "I have no record of accomplishments to boast of as a 2012 candidate, so I must scorch everyone else in the process". Watch the Obama regime in despiration for 2012